4/18/2014 (4:22am) 142,424 notes


"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"

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You’ll be surprised to know how far you can go from the point where you thought it was the end.

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Your daily teen quotes (via theteenagerquotes)

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  • *runs for 10 minutes*
  • me: am i skinny yet?

4/10/2014 (11:12am) 170,060 notes

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*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

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4/7/2014 (12:33pm) 79,845 notes


a guide on how to make me love you
1. buy me food
2. tell me i’m funny
3. tell me i’m hot
4. it’s okay to lie
5. i’m still hungry

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